|...in front of the Christmas tree...|
|...and with my Christmas cards as a backdrop.|
Of course, the best part of Christmas is the fantastic food I get to eat...
|...and there it is. The 'Turkey God' in all its (24lb/11kg) glory.|
Without thinking, I began to pray, VERY VERY HARD...
|The 'Turkey God' is the only deity I worship. (Except, of course, when the 'Lamb God' is in town).|
Unfortunately, after a while, the 'Turkey God' mysteriously disappeared. Not to worry, it was soon time for the 'Homer Gift Unwrapping Ceremony'.
|Look at all my presents!|
|Ta-da! Here they all are unwrapped.|
Wait a minute, what's that I smell?
|Woo - hoo! The 'Turkey God' is back. This time with a suntan, and with his 'disciples', the 'Roast Potato', 'Carrot', 'Broccoli', 'Mushroom' and 'Yorkshire Pudding?!?' gods.|
|Oh My Dog! Looks yummy!|
|Finally, the 'Missus God' took over and prepared Yours Truly's Christmas dinner. Doesn't it look scrumptious?|
|Here I am waiting to get tucked in...|
|...and then I was off!|
|It didn't take long for me to finish off this helping. But don't worry, there was plenty more of the 'Turkey God' left for later.|
Merry Christmas everyone!!