Monday, 31 October 2011

Happy Halloween 2011

Oh-oh! It's that time of year again - Halloween. The dreaded time when spooky ghouls and witches come out to play. 

And even worse...the dreaded time when Yours Truly gets dressed up in some ridiculous costume by Missus! I'm still 'haunted' from years gone by where I miraculously morphed into a ghost, a wizard, Dracula and, scariest of them all, 'Lord Gaga'

This year, it took me a while to work out what Missus had in store fro me...

Surely I'm not supposed to be a 'choirboy'? That's not very scary...

...and a 'priest' is even less intimidating!

Making me into a 'woman' would be scary...but not very relevant to Halloween...

...Although I quite like the idea of becoming 'Stevie Wonder'. "I just called, to say, I love FOOD".

Things were taking a turn towards the bizarre. I looked like I was dressed to play snooker.

And what the heck am I supposed to be now? Amish?

A 'highwayman'?

Finally it all became clear. I'm a swashbuckling pirate like Jack Sparrow.

But I'm much better looking than Johnny Depp!

My name is 'Horrible Homer - the hooked hooligan of the high seas'. (But you can call me Homer for short).

"Yahaarrr me hearties...a Happy Halloween to you all!"

23 comments:

  1. Harrr Matey! OMD, you totally are WAAAAAY better looking than J. Depp. duh.

    what a great show of costumes!

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  2. You are so much cuter than Jack Sparrow!

    Sam

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  3. Happy Halloween to you too Homer. I'm counting down the minutes until I get some treats!

    Woofs,
    Riley

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  4. My first comment disappeared! Was that a trick Homer? I hope you enjoy Halloween and get lots of treats.

    Woofs,
    Riley

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  5. You are 10 times more handsome than Johnny Depp, Homer!
    You're an awesome pirate!

    Love ya lots
    Maggie and Mitch

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  6. Hi Homer, you had us guessing for a while but you make a great Horrible Homer pirate. I think you look very handsome, Rory says you are a cool dude but Mum says sorry Homer, but Johnny Depp is totally yummers. She still loves you though xx. Have fun. No worries, and love, Stella and Rory

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  7. ARRRRGGGG. Happy Halloween! Love the costume!

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  8. you make a great pirate

    Stop on by for a visit
    Kari
    http://dogisgodinreverse.com

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  9. Love the Halloween Homer styling! You're such a professional model looking straight at the camera like that...all are great looks!
    You're so handsome...xx Zola

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  10. I totally agree, you are much (!!!) better looking than Johnny Depp, and it's a good thing he didn't have you as competition for the role!!

    HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!
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  11. Woo Hoo, Homer, you make a pawesome Jack Sparrow - Ciara says you can put your paws on her bed any day:)

    Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

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  12. Homew
    You make the most swashbucklingly handsome piwate in the wowld (eat youw heawt out Jack spawwow..Homew has you beat by miles)
    Happy Halloween to you deew fwiend..I hope you have tons of fun and gobs of tweats
    smoochie kisses
    ASTA
    pee ess I hope you come visit me once I move

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  13. Great costume, Homer! Happy Halloween!
    Thor and Jack

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  14. Hahahahaha!!!! Thanks for making me laugh, Homer! You are definitely more cooperative than I. I made a hole in the cape that I had to wear. Stay handsome and humorous always!
    Love, Dino

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  15. Wawawawawwaaaaaaaaaaaaa Homie!!
    You look sooooooooooo sexy and handsome wearing your costume!!! Mays is looking at you with such a cute eyes!! ;-))) We miss you tons!! Are you all ok??? Have a great weekend!! And tell your mommy our mom hope to hear from here again soon!!! Love youuuuuuuuuuu!!

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  16. Harrrrrr Homer, you look awesome. Plundering Singapore, I love it.

    KT and roooooooooooooos from Easton

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  17. Homer, I hate when my people dress me up & usually doggies are humiliated, but you look pawsome! Well done.

    Nubbin wiggles,
    Oskar

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  18. BOL! You look GREAT!!

    AROOOOF!
    Boondocks & The Love Shack Pack

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  19. Great pics, very funny!

    Miley and Maggie

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  20. Your Homer name brought me to your blog, but I'm stayin' for your cuteness! So nice to meet you! :)

    Woofs & hugs, <3

    ~Bailey (Yep, I'm a girl!)

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  21. Oh Homer!
    Hilarious!
    And wake up!
    Its November already!

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  22. OMD! you moved again? are you still in singapore?

    My DSLR is entry level Canon rebel with the regular lens that came with it. NOt a particularlly "fast" lens, it's a 18-55mm lens. I don't take it on dog walks with me because i have so much stuff with me, leashes, treats, e-collar remote, keys and poop bags not to mention my phone and then camera. so i opt for my point and shoot on all dog walks. we used the DSLR for our Lucerne post.

    The point and shoot has a really decent 6-22mm lens with a 2.0 aperature so it can do macros pretty decently. I mean, for not being a wide angle macro lens and all. it's not half bad. it's much harder to do anything with a long focal point tho other than getting everything in focus, which it does fairly well! I love my point and shoot a lot. and i love my DSLR too, but i want a way better and faster lens for it... but Mr. WD is too cheap ... says i won't use it. darn him! LOL.

    anyway...that's why i use point and shoot a lot on my blog.

    i also have a decent telephoto lens for the DSLR. it's not bad, a 55-250 mm but i rarely need it, even in city shots. i use it for moon shots (see my Harvet Woo-lighting post, that has my DSLR telephoto lens)...

    anyway. it's all your fault for putting that earbug in my ear about a good camera. darn you. ;)

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