Monday, 31 October 2011

Happy Halloween 2011

Oh-oh! It's that time of year again - Halloween. The dreaded time when spooky ghouls and witches come out to play. 

And even worse...the dreaded time when Yours Truly gets dressed up in some ridiculous costume by Missus! I'm still 'haunted' from years gone by where I miraculously morphed into a ghost, a wizard, Dracula and, scariest of them all, 'Lord Gaga'

This year, it took me a while to work out what Missus had in store fro me...

Surely I'm not supposed to be a 'choirboy'? That's not very scary...

...and a 'priest' is even less intimidating!

Making me into a 'woman' would be scary...but not very relevant to Halloween...

...Although I quite like the idea of becoming 'Stevie Wonder'. "I just called, to say, I love FOOD".

Things were taking a turn towards the bizarre. I looked like I was dressed to play snooker.

And what the heck am I supposed to be now? Amish?

A 'highwayman'?

Finally it all became clear. I'm a swashbuckling pirate like Jack Sparrow.

But I'm much better looking than Johnny Depp!

My name is 'Horrible Homer - the hooked hooligan of the high seas'. (But you can call me Homer for short).

"Yahaarrr me hearties...a Happy Halloween to you all!"

23 comments:

Wild Dingo said...

Harrr Matey! OMD, you totally are WAAAAAY better looking than J. Depp. duh.

what a great show of costumes!

Sam said...

You are so much cuter than Jack Sparrow!

Sam

The Life of Riley said...

Happy Halloween to you too Homer. I'm counting down the minutes until I get some treats!

Woofs,
Riley

The Life of Riley said...

My first comment disappeared! Was that a trick Homer? I hope you enjoy Halloween and get lots of treats.

Woofs,
Riley

Maggie and Mitch said...

You are 10 times more handsome than Johnny Depp, Homer!
You're an awesome pirate!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

STELLA and RORY from Down Under said...

Hi Homer, you had us guessing for a while but you make a great Horrible Homer pirate. I think you look very handsome, Rory says you are a cool dude but Mum says sorry Homer, but Johnny Depp is totally yummers. She still loves you though xx. Have fun. No worries, and love, Stella and Rory

Finn said...

ARRRRGGGG. Happy Halloween! Love the costume!

Kari in Vegas said...

you make a great pirate

Stop on by for a visit
Kari
http://dogisgodinreverse.com

Zola the Rhodesian Ridgeback Girl said...

Love the Halloween Homer styling! You're such a professional model looking straight at the camera like that...all are great looks!
You're so handsome...xx Zola

~Kim at Golden Pines~ said...

I totally agree, you are much (!!!) better looking than Johnny Depp, and it's a good thing he didn't have you as competition for the role!!

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♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Woo Hoo, Homer, you make a pawesome Jack Sparrow - Ciara says you can put your paws on her bed any day:)

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

Asta said...

Homew
You make the most swashbucklingly handsome piwate in the wowld (eat youw heawt out Jack spawwow..Homew has you beat by miles)
Happy Halloween to you deew fwiend..I hope you have tons of fun and gobs of tweats
smoochie kisses
ASTA
pee ess I hope you come visit me once I move

Thor and Jack said...

Great costume, Homer! Happy Halloween!
Thor and Jack

Dino and Family said...

Hahahahaha!!!! Thanks for making me laugh, Homer! You are definitely more cooperative than I. I made a hole in the cape that I had to wear. Stay handsome and humorous always!
Love, Dino

Paco,Milo, Maya and mommy Simona said...

Wawawawawwaaaaaaaaaaaaa Homie!!
You look sooooooooooo sexy and handsome wearing your costume!!! Mays is looking at you with such a cute eyes!! ;-))) We miss you tons!! Are you all ok??? Have a great weekend!! And tell your mommy our mom hope to hear from here again soon!!! Love youuuuuuuuuuu!!

KT and Lady said...

Harrrrrr Homer, you look awesome. Plundering Singapore, I love it.

KT and roooooooooooooos from Easton

Oskar said...

Homer, I hate when my people dress me up & usually doggies are humiliated, but you look pawsome! Well done.

Nubbin wiggles,
Oskar

Boondocks Love Shack Pack said...

BOL! You look GREAT!!

AROOOOF!
Boondocks & The Love Shack Pack

Miley said...

Great pics, very funny!

Miley and Maggie

Bailey Be Good! said...

Your Homer name brought me to your blog, but I'm stayin' for your cuteness! So nice to meet you! :)

Woofs & hugs, <3

~Bailey (Yep, I'm a girl!)

Knucklehead said...

Excellent costume!

Sweepy said...

Oh Homer!
Hilarious!
And wake up!
Its November already!

Wild Dingo said...

OMD! you moved again? are you still in singapore?

My DSLR is entry level Canon rebel with the regular lens that came with it. NOt a particularlly "fast" lens, it's a 18-55mm lens. I don't take it on dog walks with me because i have so much stuff with me, leashes, treats, e-collar remote, keys and poop bags not to mention my phone and then camera. so i opt for my point and shoot on all dog walks. we used the DSLR for our Lucerne post.

The point and shoot has a really decent 6-22mm lens with a 2.0 aperature so it can do macros pretty decently. I mean, for not being a wide angle macro lens and all. it's not half bad. it's much harder to do anything with a long focal point tho other than getting everything in focus, which it does fairly well! I love my point and shoot a lot. and i love my DSLR too, but i want a way better and faster lens for it... but Mr. WD is too cheap ... says i won't use it. darn him! LOL.

anyway...that's why i use point and shoot a lot on my blog.

i also have a decent telephoto lens for the DSLR. it's not bad, a 55-250 mm but i rarely need it, even in city shots. i use it for moon shots (see my Harvet Woo-lighting post, that has my DSLR telephoto lens)...

anyway. it's all your fault for putting that earbug in my ear about a good camera. darn you. ;)