Wednesday 26 December 2012

Homer's Happy Christmas 2012

Merry Christmas everyone! I hope your day was fantastic.

I was so excited when I awoke, knowing that I would get lots of presents and yummy goodies! Yay!

Here’s me checking out my pressies. Much to my disappointment, I didn’t get what I wished for…

…“Where’s the iPhone 5 that you promised me?”

Oh well, all was not lost. I got some yummy treats and a pink flamingo cuddly toy...

…which I played with for the entire afternoon.

Here’s me sleeping with my new toy.

The best was yet to come – the mouth-watering FOOD!

By the way, something sneaked into my kitchen last night. Can you guess what it was?

Woo hoo, it was the ‘Turkey God’!

As you know, I always worship the Turkey God whenever It comes to town.

I stared in awe for a while, before beginning to pray…


Unfortunately, It refused to budge from the bench!

There it was, the Turkey God in all its glory, weighing in at 11kg/24 pounds. It lay on the kitchen bench, dressed in exotic herbs and spices.

Man I was drooling!

Finally, after what seemed like a lifetime, the Turkey God emerged from the kitchen, fully cooked.

At last, the Missus prepared my portion, complete with all the trimmings.

Got to go now, there’s food to be eaten.

Wishing all of my friends a very Merry Christmas!

17 comments:

The Life of Riley said...

Merry Chirstmas - we are glad you got presents and that the turkey god visited you!

~Kim at Golden Pines~ said...

Despite not getting the phone, you really did score some nice gifts from Santa--And that dinner, well, it looks amazing!!!*´¨)¸.•´¸.•*´¨) .•*¨)
(¸.•´ (¸.•` ¤ MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

Lucille said...

Merry Xmas Homer!!!!
That turkey looked delicious...
Could you please ship me part of it?
I wish I had some of it... I have not been treated badly, but kibbles were included ... blahhh...
Must come to Singapore - it is not true that in Italy you get the best food, believe me!
Ciao Lucille

Dexter said...

That is one gigantic turkey. Wow!

Kisses,
Dexter

What Remains Now said...

Merry Christmas, Homer. Looks like a super day...awesome presents, yummy food and people you love.

Millie and Walter said...

Looks like you got a lot of fun pressies Homer and I'm glad you got some of the Turkey too. Merry Christmas.

Millie

NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

Hey Handsome -

What a GReat assortment of tasty treats AND toys!

I love those Brussels Sproutie things!

I'm so glad the Turkey God made it into your bowl!

Happy HOWLiday!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Angel Tucker, Daisy and Leo said...

Merry Christmas, Homer. Looks like great presents and great food.

Daisy

Elizabeth Bergesen said...

What no iPhone? Sheesh! ;)
Hope you enjoyed that fabulous looking turkey :)

Duke said...

It looks like you had a fabulous Christmas to us, Homer! Enjoy your new toys and treats!

Love ya lots,
Mitch and Molly

How Sam Sees It said...

Oh yum yum! You really are a good boy - Monty would have been licking that turkey!

Sam

STELLA and RORY from Down Under said...

Merry Christmas Homer and all in your family. Wowza, what a huuuge turkey! Glad you got to enjoy some too! See you in the New Year.
No worries, and love, Stella and Rory

brooke said...

Happy Holidays! That's a huge turkey!

Little Reufus said...

O Homer, I lubbed the flamingo wif all my heart until... I saw the Turkey.

I amb drooling ober that bowl in front ob yeu.

Fank Yeu fur yeur foughtfullness. Yeu haff made my Christmas joyous.

wif lubbs from Little Reufus

Unknown said...

Hi Homer,

Just wanted to wish you a belated Merry Christmas & Happy New Year!

Thanks for all the lovely comments you've been leaving on my blog recently.

And oh my God - that turkey!! It's unreal!!!

Slobbers,
Honey the Great Dane

Anonymous said...

Merry Christmas Homer!..super photos of you in the kitchen with your very own turkey god...aren't you lucky with all your presies. Yuletide greetings from England and thank you for your blog - we enjoy reading all about you and your Missus' African adventures. Aroofs to you and your family for the New year ahead. Zola

Anonymous said...

What lovely presents!