Monday 6 December 2010

O Christmas Tree

Well folks, Christmas is fast approaching and so I decided that it was about time to set up our tree. This was easier said than done...

Here I am reading the instruction manual. Blimey, I didn't realise there were so many parts...

...and so many balls to hang.

Balls, balls, balls! Bollocks! I need a lie down.
 
Anyway, I quickly got into full swing on building the tree. Man, how am I going to reach the top?

And the darn lights were a bit tricky. Bah humbug!

What a mess!

A few finishing touches and...

...Ta-da! My 'indoor toilet' is finished. Isn't it booti-ful?

19 comments:

Sheila and Bob said...

Outstanding job Homer, you are a tree decorator extraordinaire.


Hamish & Sophie

Parsley said...

Our Rosie (Golden) and her 5 sisters of other breeds, wish you a MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Do you eat pine needles?? ;-)

~Kim at Golden Pines~ said...

Great job there!! You can come and do our tree any day--I mean help put it up, not 'do' the other thing! ;-)))

NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

I loved the pikhs of woo with the lights on woo!

Nice job with the dekhorating!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

D.K. Wall said...

Excellent work, Homer. The hu-dad says you can stop by here anytime you want and set ours up.

The Life of Riley said...

You did very well Homer - I liked it when you had lights on you too! Senidng you Christmas woofs,
Riley

Elizabeth Bergesen said...

Looks beautfiul Homer!!

Dexter said...

That is one weird tree. All in pieces and whatnot. I think that you were a big help getting it just right.

Slobbers,
Mango

Unknown said...

Great job with the tree Homer :D I'm glad you were able to get out of all those light :D

Zeppelin

♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥ said...

Very beautiful, Homer. And don't you look just wonderful sitting so nicely next to it.

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

STELLA and RORY from Down Under said...

Great tree Homer. The last picture could be this year's christmas card. Have a happy season. Love Carol.

Jed and Abby in MerryLand said...

Excellent construction job on the wierd tree. And lovely job of decorating. Don't know how you sat still for being wrapped in lights, though. Mama would never be able to catch us if she tried to wrap us in lights. Looks like you're all ready for Santy Paws. Better not pee on the tree; it might affect your Christmas presents.

Jed & Abby

Ben said...

Homer-
You are a masterful, your tree is booti-ful. But let me tell ya - at my house using the "indoor toilet" gets ua coal in your stocking. - just sayin.
HoHoHo.
Ben and the fellas

Lucille said...

Homer!
That is really a wonderful xmas tree!
I need one too...
Mine is so small you can barely see it...
Will you come over to help me do mine?
You are so good at it!
Ciao Lucille

Molly the Airedale said...

You did an awesome job, Homer! Your Christmas tree is just beautiful!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Unknown said...

Wow, Homer - I thought you did a fantastic job! What a gorgeous looking tree! Am so jealous of all my friends getting into the Christmas spirit - you just don't feel it here with the sun blazing & 30 degrees Down Under and everyone going to the beach!!

Slobbers,
Honey the Great Dane

Dog By Nature said...

Homer, you're the best tree setter upper ever! Sorry we haven't been around much this year but hope you're keeping well and full of treats!
wags,
Kona

Brenda's Arizona said...

Oh no, Homer, don't even THINK that!

How Sam Sees It said...

Very pretty tree - but you may want to check the whole "indoor toilet" thing again...

Sam