Friday, 20 February 2009

Scrap Award

Oh no, I’ve been tagged again! (This time by Luna). The last time this happened, I ended up in a a bit of a fix.

Thankfully, this time Missus doesn’t have to get involved. In fact, all I have to do is list ten honest things about myself. That’s easy:

· I’m always obedient.

· I never scoff my food.

· I’ve never farted in my life…

…Oh! You mean I’m supposed to be really honest? Oh well, I’m not one for giving my secrets away but, in the spirit of the tag, here’s a list of my most serious ‘crimes’:

1. As the introduction to my blog says: when it comes to food, I'm immoral. I’ll do anything for food.

2. Much to my humans’ frustration, I can’t stop pulling on my leash. I can’t help it, I just get so excited when I’m out and about. Especially if I see other dogs.

3. I’m a womanizer. I have so many girls ‘on the go’. You can check this out here and here . Unfortunately, this sometimes get me into trouble. See what I mean .

4. When it comes to the “recall” command, I have very ‘selective hearing’. Not to worry, I usually get it at the tenth attempt!

5. I have been known to indulge in indecent exposure...

6. I’m an international jet setter. But I hate travelling. How come I never get to go business class?

7. I’m a coward when it comes to small dogs. They always bully me. (You don’t believe me? Have a look here and here ).

8. I once stole some food from my Dad. However, I was only a puppy then and I would never do that now….I think. (See ‘confession’ No. 1 above).

9. I’m a peeping tom.

10. Even though I’m a golden retriever, I don’t know the meaning of the word ‘retrieve’. My humans throw something, I go and get it and so it’s mine. Simple as that!

Anyway, enough about my honesty. Here’s the full description of the tag. It’s called the ‘Scrap Award’ and it goes like this:



"When accepting this auspicious award, you must write a post bragging about it, including the name of the misguided soul who thinks you deserve such acclaim, and link back to said person so everyone knows he or she is real. Choose a minimum of 7 blogs that you find brilliant in content or design. Or improvise by including bloggers who have no idea who you are because you don’t have 7 friends. Show the 7 random victims’ names and links and leave a harassing comment informing them that they were prized with “Honest Weblog”. List at least ten honest things about yourself. Then, pass it on!"

I’m glad to say I have got at least seven friends. So, I am going to pass this award on to:

1. Pipa (I’ve not seen you around for ages. Where are you?)

2. The Bumpass Hounds (As there’re at least nine of you, I’m expecting at least ninety confessions! Evil laughter: Muah…ha…ha…ha…)

3. Dino

4. Life with Dogs

5. The Hudson Furkids

6. Amber Mae

7. MJ

Have a good weekend everybody.

20 comments:

Khyra The Siberian Husky said...

Furry nice skhrap!

Woo are furry deserving of all the babes after woo!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
PeeEssWoo: Happy Weekend!

The Bumpass Hounds said...

Hey Other Homer,
First, thanks for tagging us, Didn't your mom have enough giggles last time youse guys tagged dad? There is 12 of us, counting the 3 kitties, so that's 120 true things. here's the 1st thing; DREAM ON.
We don't know what the "recall" command is. Her they use that to have people bring back bad peanut butter things. We will work on our 10 things tonight. Do youse guys know how many dogs blog from Singapore! Sure seems like a lot.
- TBH

Lorenza said...

HI, Homer!
Congratulations on your award and thanks for sharing those honest things about you!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Joey said...

Hi Homer! I love your list! Number 2 describes me to a "T." Even with my Gentle Leader, I still pull (though not as hard) and if I see another dog - well, forget it! I'm SO glad to know I'm not the only one... All I can say is - good thing we're so cute!

See ya!
Joey

Pipa said...

Charming Homer, your humour knocks me out... and what about your sexy pose in that photo! BOL...

I'm preparing a new post. My hoomans finally got the time to help me. I don't understand why they have to work. Why don't they do like us? Peeing in the streets, eating whatever whenever, drinking here and there... what's with the fancy food in a plate, the clothes and the cars and the house... BAHHH! Cowards! :)
Well, I swear I'll be honest in this tag (GLUP... do we really have to talk about the farting part...? I'm immoral in that, too...).

Unforttunately, I've been posting sad things later. :(

Wait for me, Homie-the-womanizer!


Pipa

Pipa said...

Charming Homer, your humour knocks me out... and what about your sexy pose in that photo! BOL...

I'm preparing a new post. My hoomans finally got the time to help me. I don't understand why they have to work. Why don't they do like us? Peeing in the streets, eating whatever whenever, drinking here and there... what's with the fancy food in a plate, the clothes and the cars and the house... BAHHH! Cowards! :)
Well, I swear I'll be honest in this tag (GLUP... do we really have to talk about the farting part...? I'm immoral in that, too...).

Unforttunately, I've been posting sad things later. :(

Wait for me, Homie-the-womanizer!


Pipa

Maggie and Mitch said...

That's one very honest list, Homer! Both of us are major foodies too!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Elizabeth Bergesen said...

Thanks for your great list Homer. You are truly one funny dog, and I enjoy your blogs!

Mango the Maltese kiddo said...

Whoa, no doubt that you're a charming womanizer! I admire you, Homer!
You honest scrap made my mom laughed so hard. Muahhhh!

Chef said...

Hey Homer. Thanks for stopping by my blog. I like your list. Feel like I've known you for years. I do the indecent exposure pose all the time too. Mama wants to buy me pants but I said NO WAY. I'm a major foodhog too just like you.

xox
Chef

The FOUR Musketeers said...

Wow Homer , nice pose there !

Loves ,
Cody

Honey said...

Hi Homer!
Lots of neat goldie stuff on your site.
Cheers,
Honey (13-yo golden retreiver)

Bae Bae said...

Hee hee you're so cute Homer.. So what do you usually peep on?

~ Bae

Thor said...

Hi Homer!
Those are very interesting things about you. I liked your post!

Love,
Thor

Honey the Great Dane said...

Hi Homer,

Thank you for the lovely message about Lemon and Hsin-Yi's father. It is wonderful to have friends like you.

I loved reading your "honest" confession - it was so funny!

Slobbers,
Honey the Great Dane

Simona,Paco e Milo said...

WAAAWAAAAWAA Homie!!
what a great honest list you done!!!
and what a sexy pose you had in this picture!!!!!! ;-))))
if your girlfriend could see you so...mmmmmmmmmmm......we're sure your babies couldn't rexist to your fashion!!!!!!
we have a lot of common things....we're retrievers....more funny!!!!!
hanks for sharing with us your secrets...we're honored to be your friends!!!!!
we love you sooooooooooo much!!!
lots of love and kisses!!!!

Amber-Mae said...

Those are some great answers Homer! And thanks for tagging me. That's a very steamy picture of you dood. BOL!

Butt sniffs,
Solid Gold Dancer

Elizabeth Bergesen said...

Hi Homer, I just wanted to let you know that I have a new blog address. Please stop by and say hi! - http://dbwluna.blogspot.com/

Dino and Family said...

Gosh! I have been tagged! Do I really have to spill the beans? But...but, I have quite a reputation to upkeep. Hee Hee....ok ok, I will work on it! Happy weekend! Love, Dino

Bailey said...

Great list - Mom has some "indecent" pictures of me, too - but I don't consider it indecent - just proud. Know what I mean?